Dan Snow tells Scottish lower orders to know their place, via London party

Meet Daniel Snow, formerly of St Paul's School, where he was captain of boats, and Balliol College Oxford. He's the son-in-law of the Duke of Westminster, and he thinks that all those working class types in Scotland should damn well vote No on Thursday.

So keen is he that to encourage us to know our place that he has organised a party for tonight where lots of his friends will turn up to show just how much they want to keep Scotland in the Union - and the assets of his wife's family secure.

The party starts at 6.00pm in Trafalgar Square. That's in London, by the way, which is over 300 miles south of the Scottish border, but it's the thought that counts. Besides, you cannot expect people like Dan and his chums to travel outside London, can you?

People, just vote Yes on Thursday. Just do it. You know it makes sense.