Thatcher's Grave a Health & Safety Risk!

Would that this were true:

Margaret Thatcher's grave could pose a health and safety risk if too many people turn up wanting to dance on it, said a spokesman for the Health & Safety Executive: 

“We’re concerned about levels of overcrowding and also the slipperiness as people fulfil their secondary aim of urinating on the former PM’s remains. It’s a potential disaster zone. Thatcher’s grave could be the biggest threat to the NHS since Thatcher.”

Bingo!